Dog Park Socialite T-Shirts

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'We double-dog dare you.'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

Brindles - Top Dog

'Wow, that Rex is a real bitch magnet!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Bless him! Look how proud he looks!'

Man eyeing up woman walking dog, while his dog is eyeing up her dog.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"I don't know what it is, but I can hold it. Maybe there's a fireplug up ahead."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Dog Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"The club scene is really changing."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He's into binge fetching."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I'm in the lead!'