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"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

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People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"The club scene is really changing."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

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"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'I'm in the lead!'

'We double-dog dare you.'

Man and his dog playing fetch

"Foreclosure"

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.