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"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

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'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

'Drop it! Drop the Lawsuit!'

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I'm in the lead!'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'We double-dog dare you.'

Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"