Playground Socialite Mugs

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Posh boy on a posh stateboard

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Dog Teenagers

'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"This is where I come to unwind."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'In the old days this was considered a play station,'

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

'We double-dog dare you.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'