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'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'You look like a fun guy!'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

19th Hole.

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

'Can Spot come out and play?'

How very Hampstead!

The Kings Head.

"This martini in canonical."

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'How very Fulham!'

"How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?"

Suburban families on lawn.

"Mister Bones?!"