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'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

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'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

The Kings Head.

How very Hampstead!

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"This martini in canonical."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'How very Fulham!'

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

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Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"