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'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

'You look like a fun guy!'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

How very Hampstead!

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

The Kings Head.

"This martini in canonical."

Does Twig ever hang out with friends? Of course. She's with them now. She's tweeting Emily, texting Ingrid and scanning Jonah's, Pete's and Ryan's Facebook pages. How friendly!

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

"Fun-sponge."

Social Media

"She said Africa was a life-changing experience, but I haven't noticed any change."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'How very Fulham!'

'Don't bother Daddy — he just got blackballed from the Hanseatic League.'