Young Socialite Pillows

'No, Mr Robertson, there are no plans to introduce a sleep-over club. What you want is known as a boarding school.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"Your party just totally blew us away."