Young Socialite Mugs

'No, Mr Robertson, there are no plans to introduce a sleep-over club. What you want is known as a boarding school.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Billy, pulling my pigtail isn't what I consider 'networking.'"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

A day at the races

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"