Urban Socialite Mugs

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

Come on, honey. The neighborhood potlucks are fun. Fun?! Everyone brings something simple. Totally stress-free. Ha! Last year you made lemon-stuffed slow roasted sea bass with guacamole cilantro chutney. I won't do that again! Guacamole is over. Avocado grapefruit coulis will work.

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The party, after you left

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'You look like a fun guy!'

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

How very Hampstead!

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"This martini in canonical."

'Are you sure this is the Class of 84 Havard Re-union?'

'How very Fulham!'

Rudolph - The Red-Nosed Influencer

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"Fun-sponge."

Suburban families on lawn.