Urban Socialite Mugs

Beggar playing for money, will stop for more money.

"Some calls came in while you were out, Miss LaVie."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

The party, after you left

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

'You look like a fun guy!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

'Oh great. The neighbors are worming their way into another BBQ.'

'And this is Mario Batali. Of course, he's not the Mario Batali.'

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

How very Hampstead!

'Can Spot come out and play?'

"What do you think our husbands talk about when they're down the pub?"

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"This martini in canonical."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

'How very Fulham!'

Suburban families on lawn.

"Mister Bones?!"

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."