High School Socialite Pillows

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

High School Prom Expenses

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."