High School Socialite Gifts

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

High School Prom Expenses

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'