Future Socialite Gifts

A mother taking her daughter to her first dinner party

"Part of the old boy network?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Working from home to-do list.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Computer Head

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'