Clubhouse King Gifts

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

Counting ribs

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

The Brothers Grime

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.