Clubhouse King T-Shirts

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

Counting ribs

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

The Brothers Grime

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Word is that since we increased your case load, you've been living at the office."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

The free and sovereign republic of the ninth floor.

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate