Country Club King T-Shirts

Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Jurassic Country Club.

"There's the remote!"

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

"I unleash my physical frustrations in the gym and my mental frustrations on Congress."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.