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'It was a 'Country Club' prison, but it was tough - I once got a week in the hole for not wearing a jacket to brunch.'

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"Golf is the worst fun anyone can have."

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

Golf Lady

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Jurassic Country Club.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"So obvious, there all the time"

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

"Yep, I agree: It's pure torture when he plays his harmonica around the campfire..."

Nerd night at the club.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

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