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"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Jurassic Country Club.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Time-of-the-month club.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Convict Decor

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Nerd night at the club.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

Two cats, cica 1987

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

Angry golfer with gun