Country Club Sophisticate Gifts

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Jurassic Country Club.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

Nerd night at the club.

Convict Decor

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.

"Okay, she can have the kids, but my golf clubs stay with me."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Two cats, cica 1987

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

"You. You. And you."

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

Angry golfer with gun

"Honorary members or not, you're not getting in without a tie!"