Country Clubs Gifts

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

Jurassic Country Club.

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

Golf Lady

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Pastoral Choirs

Time-of-the-month club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Croucho Club

Deer Smells Budweiser.

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

Making Things Pleasant.

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)