Country Clubs Gifts

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."

Jurassic Country Club.

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

Golf Lady

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Pole Vaulting Club

The Croucho Club

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Pastoral Choirs

Deer Smells Budweiser.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Making Things Pleasant.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

'I don't like to carry ID.'

Easy Come, Easy Go: Big Splenders Club.

Bumbles bounce