Country Club Membership Gifts

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Jurassic Country Club.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Angry golfer with gun