Country Club Membership Gifts

'Good news, I can make you a member of our waiting list.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Jurassic Country Club.

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

Men drinking

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

'Good news dear you have finally been accepted as a member of 'The explorer's club!'

'Be wormier!'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Botanical Gardens - Our Weeding Group Meets Mondays 3pm.

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"