Country Club King Gifts

Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Running

Exercise Class

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

Man running

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Nordic Career-Trak

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

Jurassic Country Club.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

All this cardio is great. But maybe we should do some lifting, too.

"There's the remote!"

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

'My doctor told me to get more exercise...'

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

The nicest way I can say this, Frank, is if you were a pen you'd be running out of ink.

No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"I unleash my physical frustrations in the gym and my mental frustrations on Congress."

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."