Country Club Joker Gifts

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". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Hole in one!!!!'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Ecotourism.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

Fishing for Supper

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

"Act your shoe size, not your age."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Offering a golfer a spade.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Stretcher Header.

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Who has two thumbs and

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"