Country Club Joker Pillows

The ultimate golf shoe.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

Ecotourism.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Fishing for Supper

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

"Act your shoe size, not your age."

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

Stretcher Header.

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Never mind about star signs what blood group are you"

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, let's call maintenance, say we have a short and eat the electrician when he arrives.

"I was at a party and got some avocado dip in my eye..."

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"