Country Club Kid Pillows

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

Culture Saturday

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Jurassic Country Club.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

Scrabble night.

'Momma, we elected you as honorable member of our club. You're in charge of eats and drinks.'

"I reckon we've gone too far accommodating them townies."

Angry golfer with gun

Golf Lady

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

"Golf is the only game that comes with a slave."

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

I'd like to go on a merit based pay system.

"Golf is the worst fun anyone can have."

The game requires no great physical strength...

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'When Blair goes to the country - I'll be ready.'