Country Club Member Pillows

Drunk Golfer: "This is 'A Full Member'.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Jurassic Country Club.

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

HEALTH CLUB, 'It's just a bunch of guys sitting around eating breakfast cereal.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Urban Squirrels

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

'He's the only one we could get to be master of ceremonies.'

'I read the Club's constitution and then realized I did fit the entry criteria, so I decided to join...'

'It suprises me you want your files organized.

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"