Golf Course Joker Gifts

"How 'bout them brakes, huh?"

'Which way to the club house?'

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

'Machete.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Banana Split...

Early photobombing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Revenge had come.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

False encouragement.