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"How 'bout them brakes, huh?"

'... Before you two tee off, however, I must explain our playoff rules, as they differ somewhat from 'sudden death' rules in other golf tournaments.'

'Machete.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Banana Split...

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Early photobombing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Revenge had come.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

False encouragement.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."