Golf Jokers T-Shirts

Dove returns to the ark carrying Noah's golf ball.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Golf Hil Divot

The natural selection process in golf.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

'Vodka!'

Santa playing golf.