Golf Jokers Gifts

Dove returns to the ark carrying Noah's golf ball.

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Golf Score Reducer

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Golf Hil Divot

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

The natural selection process in golf.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Golf Myth #293--Ball Washer

"In this situation, I'd suggest a 5-word sentence with an action verb but hold the exclamation mark."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball.'

Tiger Woods, on his way to his 1st golf tournament.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

'I'll be with you in a minute.'

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

Jurassic Par.