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'Timeout! Someone poke Leonard. I don't know if he's dead or just resting between pitches.'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Beer Order

Photobooth Photobomb

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Bobsled Police.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Rugby oldies

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Goal Post Ape.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'He's started jogging to work.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

"On my right is Mr. Darius, who'll fill you in on our corporate counterculture."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"