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"All his pitches have been inside."

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Pole Vault Rules

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Here we go again...'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Football heads...

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"