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'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The best goalie in the world!

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'