Sports Joke Fan Gifts

'Sorry about that. Put my golf gloves on by mistake'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Alternative fielding positions

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Here we go again...'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Pole Vault Rules

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

The best goalie in the world!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

Ref shows footballer green card.

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'