Club Houses Gifts

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

La Table

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Burlyesque

Men drinking

The Club

Time-of-the-month club.

The Croucho Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'