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'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

La Table

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Disco Bunny.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Burlyesque

The Club

Men drinking

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

The Croucho Club

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"Would you like to dance with me?"

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"