Home Bunker Architect Pillows

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Building Blocks.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Clear construction agreements are important.

Sheds

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Little Nipper Sandpit

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Safe harbour

Will build to suit myself.

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"I hate sand traps."

'Library built out of books.'

I.M. sPEIder

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

Castle-shaped igloo.

Tall building falling like dominoes

"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'