Bunker Enthusiast Pillows

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"While humanity battles the covid bioweapon we'll live freely in our bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Safe harbour

Archaeologists

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Early Interior Designers.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Eskimo Lego set.

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

Character trucks #2 Digger.

"Stupid flu season."

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.

"I'll take the bottom bunk."

"That's quite a hole. Did ya dig 'er by hand?"

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'