Bunker Enthusiast Mugs

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"While humanity battles the covid bioweapon we'll live freely in our bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

God in the bunker.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

Safe harbour

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

Early Interior Designers.

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Archaeologists

"Flip you for the top bunk."

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

"Stupid flu season."

"OK guys - we'll show them how to dig for coal."

Character trucks #2 Digger.

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Flower Seller.