Bunker Escapist Mugs

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Ice fisher.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Building in the countryside

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

City Hammock

Rural Cityscape