Bunker Escapist Gifts

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Hole in one!!!!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Cake Escape

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

God in the bunker.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Building in the countryside

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Next Train - Can you all come back tomorrow?

City Hammock