Building A Bunker Pillows

Safe harbour

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"Stupid flu season."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"O.K., doomer."

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."

'I hate this bunker.'

Worse bunker on the course!

I hate this bunker!

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

"For seven years I used your rent to build our quarantine bunker."