Bunker Innovator Pillows

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Bird Bath.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Safe harbour

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"I hate sand traps."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

'I'm a bit worried about young Frogthorpe. He's studying intellectual property law on his lunch break.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"Gerald. . . you need to stop stockpiling food!"

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"O.K., doomer."

Man driving a single wheel