Basement Innovator Pillows

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Bird Bath.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Television company new recruit

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Paper Bath Towels.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Husband washes the dishes

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"The bathroom was recently remodeled with more options."

"Here's a good one for you. Just four words; bear proof garbage cans."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

House hanging on cliff with 'FILL WANTED' sign.