Legacy Architect T-Shirts

Pick Your Own Legacy.

(heaven): true, I came into and left the world naked, in-between a great legacy

'Children are out of the question, Margaret. One day all this would be theirs and I just couldn't stand that.'

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

God's Subcontractors

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Painting taking root...

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!