Bbq Buff Gifts

...and I see the catering is sorted.

A caveman eats out.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Pirate

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Burnt or Raw?

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

A dog at the bakery.

'Can I have flies with that'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Military style hedgehog

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Licensed to grill.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”