Buttocks Buff Gifts

"The gods really love tight buns."

Theorbo

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Of Mice and Men.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Just look'in'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Down on Her.

Claudius Monteverdi.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Champagne Tasting.

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

A little fizz?

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"Is that a new watch?"

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.