British Bites Buff Pillows

"Actually, it really was the Ploughman's lunch!"

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

New Resident of Downing Street

"Scotch and water musick."

Of Mice and Men.

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Can I have flies with that'

I want to hold your hand

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Verbal Orders

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Hard Border

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

"We could always plead guilty in a specific and limited way"

Charles Dickens

Kit makes an appointment

Lady Jane Grey

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

Supreme Court Rules Suspension of Parliament Illegal

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Big Boy Foot

"So in conclusion it's an absolute sh*t show... That'll be £450 million please."

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

Brexit Tortoise

The Music Lover.

Planner at work.