Etymology Buff Gifts

Why It's Called a Waffle

Of Mice and Men.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'Try thinking outside the cubicle.'

The Department of People Who Can Still Say 'Paradigm' and 'Synergy' with Straight Faces.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Centurion in a Shower

Spider Clown.

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Management consultants annual face to face interpersonal relationship development party.

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh, thank goodness a grammar cop is on patrol to keep us all safe woo-hoo!!'

"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."

Rabbit reads book entitled '1001 Baby Names'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"People complain about management consultants but without US how would anybody instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in client nourishment and product policy interaction strategisation programmes?"

'How is this pronounced? Seven dollars and ninety-nine cents.'

"That's where we shred our email."

'Well, this must be the flurry of economic reports due out today.'

'I'm the Company's Registered Acronym Promoter but I've yet to be given a job title.'

Sam & Patty's Salmon Patties

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."