Breed Buff Gifts

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Mom was a zebra, but Dad was an ass."

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Get on with it!

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Gene Therapy

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'You've had enough.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Body Systems

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

The Coffee Tattoo

Too much Inflammation

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."