Bovine Buffs Gifts

COWS: Cow vase

Welcome Spring.

'Oh Hi!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

I fart more than that!

Get on with it!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Broadway Moosical.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Body Systems

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

BOO MOO!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

"You'll like this place. Everything's pre-chewed."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

A centi-stampede.

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Who are you?

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

Love, death and grammar.

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Be gentle with me!'

"Say . . . what kind of cow are you?"

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

'Torville and Cow'.

"Is that a new watch?"

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'